The world according to preschool.

Well, today in my kindergarten, I was teaching my five year olds some words and "sink" came up. They know wash hands and soap and all that stuff, but 'sink' escapes them.
So, I taught them that the sink is the hole you wash your hands in... or, what happens to your ship when you put a hole in the bottom. Anyways, some things I didn't know:
Metal floats, popsicle sticks sink, and that if I were to throw my co-teacher into Love River (a very dirty and polluted river that runs through our city), she would not float nor sink, she would STINK.