The Baguette.

I was itchin' for a fixin',
but, instead, I cleaned the kitchen,
'cause there's no baguettes,
'cause there's no baguettes.

Here, the bread is not so nice,
in the land of pork on rice,
but they've got tofu,
but, that just won't do.

The bread is way too sweet,
like a doughnut when you eat,
I'm eating brown beans,
Not ice cream prailenes.

Three bakeries come up bust,
as the French stuff is a must,
an empty city,
what a pity.

They've got some squid ink bread,
the stuff's as black as lead,
but delights from the West,
are sparse and few at best.

French place down in the city,
20 minutes of breathing gritty,
I do not need this smog,
for a yeast infected log.

Sweet bread's a pity.


Yep, had a craving for a brown bean and mayo sandwich, found some brown beans last week.